Cast:
	Mnemologist
--	Victim
[]	machine sfx
{}	Narrator
====	Panel break

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This collar will record the tension of your exhalations; at each giggle impulse, the memory extirpator
will automatically remove another hundred words. I'm going to aggressively fondle you to induce hyperventilation...
while you deliver a persuasive address convincing me to conclude the experiment early and leave you with a modicum of brain function.
I recommend you make succinct points while you still know what function is. Begin.

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--	Of all the virtues, mercy is ---hhh -- oh no --
				       [BEEP]

	Experiment time: 0:01 second; Subject immediately slips. -100 words. Hope none of them were your name.



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	{a few minutes in}
--	Law-gally, you'll be -- the -- the people who make the -- the things -- _You WILL get in trouble for this!!!_

	That didn't make any sense. Take a deep breath and try again.

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	{quite a bit later...}

--	It- It- It's NORMAL for ...guys to hahh -- to let... to be nice -- and be-- be _good!!_ This, this is _NOT GOOD!!_
					and before you start back up I-I- let me just say that -- EEEEK!! Noohohoo!!
										                  [BEEP   BEEPBEEPBEEP]

	*scoff* That's all you were trying to spit out?! No more breaks.

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--	Ha   hhh    hah   heh  HH  nno! HH  hee  but-- hhhbecause -- heehee -- PLEASE!!!
	[BEEP  BEEP  BEEP  BEEP  BEEP  BEEP  BEEP  BEEP    BEEP      BEEP BEEP     BEEP]

	Not cogent.

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--	Hhrrrrrrk! Gglggllgllrrrkk!     ......... LLLRRRRG!!!
	[BEEP            BEEP                          BEEP]

	*yawn* Puerile. Restraining your respiration just exhausts you and burns vocabulary.
	I hope you haven't forgotten that _you're trying to change my mind!_
	I'm sure you could still save a few scraps if you act now.
	But if you drag your feet, we simply won't be able to understand each other...

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--	HEE HEE HEE HEEHAHAHA FFFUCK!! LET ME GO!! LET ME GO!!!!
	[BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP]

	What a filthy, rude person. Now you get _nothing._ We'll continue until you run out of negatives.

	hhhhNnnnnnooooooooooooooooo!!!

	Enjoy it now.

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--	uhhh...... uhhhhh.... haaagggahhhhh
				[BEEEEP] [ding ding] [Further extirpation will result in vegetative state. Shutting down.]

	There you go. Aww! You went so fast!
	You didn't last even half as long as you said you would.

--	....Fuhh... luhh...    Is... Is that good?

	Yes. You did _Very Good_. Gold star!

--	Yay! I'mb good! <3   ...Golb star! (??)

					{Good girl! *}