Grant Status: REJECTED

This is YOUR fault!!!! We could doing this in a big pile of diatom dollars right now!!

But NO!!! I gotta wreck your stupid ass in a damn coat closet!!!

Gurk!

You better hope those important stiffs take their time at the investor buffet!!!

If any of those pricks want their coats, everyone's gonna see your naked ass!!!

Nono please! Please (don't) stop I --

Nothing you didn't show off already! Couldn't look ANY stupider than you did up there!

Haaa haaa!! Nnooooo! I'm soohohohoohorr-- EEEEPaaahh!!

Why didn't you lead off with material science applications?!! Dunderhead!

I -- I did my b--

How dare you betray my trust like that??! How dare you share your humiliated face so easily!

I didn't mean to! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I tried to be profe-- EHHH!! EEEP!! HEE HEE!! ohno!!

It's almost like you WANTED our frivolous longshot request to fail!!
Now you're laughing about it!! Don't think for a second I'm going to let you get away hahahaha

I'M SHHPFLFLHHSO SORRY!!! I DI-HI-Hi-HI-Hee-HE-Hi-D MY BESTLPHJMHKLDglfd

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Uh... Hey, if you liked that, you should hear her when she comes.

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Grant Status: rejected
CONDITIONALLY APPROVED