Global Clearinghouse
"General Services? No Problem"

To: All
Subject: Harassment policy

Recently we've had lots of complaints about managers making their employees pin each other down and engage in boisterous tickling as part of a trend in reward/punishment programs. I just want to remind everyone that this kind of thing can easily lead to isolation and hurt feelings -- so be absolutely sure that EVERYBODY is included in the tickling. Nobody in this office should feel like they're being left alone! EVER!
-- Henrietta from HR

PS. My door is always open. Hint hint!